Saltimbancul de serviciu

Saltimbancul de serviciu

by August 24, 2010 29 comments

Retinerea pentru 24 de ore a asistentei care a lasat nesupravegheati nou-nascutii de la maternitatea Giulesti are menirea de a face pe plac plebei. Avid de publicitate, seful sectiei a 2-a din Parchetul General, procurorul Marius Iacob a reputat o noua victorie in batalia cu mass-media. Cele 12 minute cat a lipsit asistenta din salonul blestemat i-au adus lauri anchetatorului. Sub acuzatia de ucidere din culpa si vatamare corporala din culpa, nefericita asistenta a fost inchisa pe motiv ca nu a respectat atributiile din fisa postului, mai exact supraveghere permanenta a bebelusilor. Stau si ma intreb cati dintre subordonatii domnului Iacob din “cimitirul elefantilor” asa cum este supranumita sectia domniei sale ar trebui retinuti pentru ca lipsesc cu zilele de la serviciu in timp ce ar trebui sa rezolve dosare urgente? Orice eveniment ce presupune prezenta camerelor de luat vedere trezeste interesul procurorului Iacob. De la Elodia de negasit la Maria Schutz si de la prabusirea avionului de la Tuzla la tragedia de la maternitate. Dupa logica procurorului-televizor, toti autorii de accidente de circulatie in urma carora au existat victime ar trebui retinuti. Mai catolic decat Papa, Iacob simuleaza durerea si actioneaza ca un erou de Hollywood coplesit de modestie. Iata vinovatul! Dupa nopti nedormite si munca asidua, autoritatea statala si-a facut datoria si astfel lefurile substantiale sunt meritate cu varf si indesat. Au descoperit nemernica ce manca tort in loc sa stea tintita pe un scaun intr-o sala cu incubatoare. Pentru a elimina echivocul, informatiile despre subiectul Maternitate au fost transmise printr-o conferinta de presa.

De altfel, Marius Iacob trebuia cumva recompensat. Rasplatit pentru nefericita afirmatie recenta potrivit careia crimele de la Revolutie si de la Mineriada din 1990 mai pot fi judecate doar de istorie in conditiile in care ambele spete se afla in sertarele Sectie sale. Astfel, o tragedie a fost anihilata de alta. Ramanem sa ne plangem mortii si cu un magistral – magistrat actor de pantomima.

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